jolly roger

anybody remember lesley gave us all name badges at at meet

im like what are these all about?

les,so ppl know who you are good idea yeh?

me “er not really no”

les “why”?

me “oh come on luv im not  parading about all night with a badge saying cosy    and what happens if i go to the toilet and some chancer  tries to bumm ne”…[Read more]

i havent told yous yet first person i  met i know her real name but cant remember  her  user name

oi LD pats chat was my old stamping ground and iknow who you mean.

id even accept thin ice back if he apologises to our nessie for his horrendous  needless attack on her but yanno

maybe he was having  a limpy frustrated moment who knows?

on saying that please ban mr q for ever,he attacked me when i cudnt reply

 

total and utter nobslap

id also like to add hi to all the readers who cant reply respect

i was there for 4 years i felt like nelson mandela or summat

i couldnt reply but i was seething reading utter bollox

so i know my compradres can,so any chance of if not a chat but board amnesty martin we cant let ukc have a monopoly

think about it,,cheers.

no way im having this doa stop trying to usurp my threads with your boring inane nonsense,we dont give a fck.

 

we want nay demand topical lively bouncy subjects to get our teeth into,no wonder the boards are dying with you aka captain pugwash at the helm

you self centered arrogant egotist,i hate you always have always will,anyway back on…[Read more]

dangling out of a train window you say

when was this the 1930s?

i know the names you say,but never met them,this thread may have legs,i be back in a bit with some stories

stop being so childish. weemo  tracys not that ugly even tho tracy reminds me of that clown from a film,forgot its name now

or find a very plumpy gf and  use her as a sleeping bag.

i just buy a new coat fleecy thing off the market fck the heating.

bridget ones diary

she doesnt need any more shes said enough  already.

beauty and the east

stunning lady sick of british mens antics goes seeking love in the orient.

no alan was hurt in this thread

lol hey a young lad asks his dad”why is my sister  called teresa?

dad”” ah well  your mum loves easter very much  and its an anagram”

young lad “ok cheers dad”

dad “np alan”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its ok i know where the door is.

my obese parrot died last night its  sad  but at least its a weight  off my shoulders..

just when i thought things were going well ive recently opened a shop selling uncaged birds  they are flying off the shelves.

welif its any consolation to you ld

ive had the misfortune to see them both,but having to endure the masked singer (roomful of family) “ooh who is it etc”

ive ceased to question my  own exiistence.

getting into this accident  thing me starring sarah lancashire brilliant actress

i like actors  who can do accents say jac k oconell is the best,but a wave to tom hardy

dislikes sean connery michal caine and sean bean

sean connery in that film about a russian submarine just fck off yeh whos the worst pathetic performance youse lot have seen in…[Read more]

rum? i dont drink me or smoke  weed ever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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