jolly roger

dangling out of a train window you say

when was this the 1930s?

i know the names you say,but never met them,this thread may have legs,i be back in a bit with some stories

stop being so childish. weemo  tracys not that ugly even tho tracy reminds me of that clown from a film,forgot its name now

or find a very plumpy gf and  use her as a sleeping bag.

i just buy a new coat fleecy thing off the market fck the heating.

bridget ones diary

she doesnt need any more shes said enough  already.

beauty and the east

stunning lady sick of british mens antics goes seeking love in the orient.

no alan was hurt in this thread

lol hey a young lad asks his dad”why is my sister  called teresa?

dad”” ah well  your mum loves easter very much  and its an anagram”

young lad “ok cheers dad”

dad “np alan”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its ok i know where the door is.

my obese parrot died last night its  sad  but at least its a weight  off my shoulders..

just when i thought things were going well ive recently opened a shop selling uncaged birds  they are flying off the shelves.

welif its any consolation to you ld

ive had the misfortune to see them both,but having to endure the masked singer (roomful of family) “ooh who is it etc”

ive ceased to question my  own exiistence.

getting into this accident  thing me starring sarah lancashire brilliant actress

i like actors  who can do accents say jac k oconell is the best,but a wave to tom hardy

dislikes sean connery michal caine and sean bean

sean connery in that film about a russian submarine just fck off yeh whos the worst pathetic performance youse lot have seen in…[Read more]

rum? i dont drink me or smoke  weed ever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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tbhim not clever or contraverslist enough  to  discuss politics im a bit of a dik

but if mazzzer was murdered  .got a be a bit of aa kennedy thing annit?

 

karma i say

that now they are all dead.tou fckn che

 

 

fair enough but all theories arent conspiracies

in fact im gonna call him billy bunter for evermore

and heres me thinking ive put a bit of  timber on

but jesus wept on a cross

ta for the pic xx

so what you  saying ive got one of the fattest barstards in the universe trying to  mock me?

i was in chat  earlier and billy bunter was going on about oswald

his facts inc  lees name were all wrong   no surprise there then