mooosey88

do you want a slap skep?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

kin barstardo,not you,the club,so we cant all get our rocks off when the doors are shut? fck that  for a game of tin soldiers,wotever happened to freedom,free love,drop yer drawers,i show you  mine,you show me yours

so alas sadly im declining your offer

ive been accepted as a happy to help geezer,cant say their name due to legal reasons

yeh a…[Read more]

are we allowed  to have er gotta be careful how I say this

“extra curriculars with staff”?

Thank you for your kind consideration of my application and positive reply.

The house special Dangerous Divine would be a deep red-bordering-on-pink shade, served in a beer tankard as we want the customers to forget how much it all costs after their first drink. There would most certainly need to be flames involved…

I can start immediately…[Read more]

i just want a fair days pay for a fair days work,I wont let the team down sah.

its just that a bit of cash in hand would come in handy like.

ty q,I would gladly take your position.altho ruby gez and I,may have some fiery arguments in the kitchen away from the punters

not sure that I can take the position  currently going

but tyvm

I could be ready,willing aInd able  to do it

but my question is to you is,will it affect my benefits

im only allowed to do 16 hours a week,and  I can fo…[Read more]

whereve you been?,whats your name and where do you come from?

hi kenners sweet socks yeh im fine ta,ive no idea why i put this thread on just being childish i suppose lol

ive noticed a few good replies from you rubes lately xx

but as my bezzie let me ask you something

how you getting home?

Thank you ever so much oh kind Sir!  I do sincerely hope that you’ve fully recovered from the unfortunate, err, let’s call it “incident” that led to us meeting at Luton A&E and I am delighted to say that not only has your reply given me detailed information about said cocktail, it’s also inspired me to create yet another as-yet-untested…[Read more]

I would like to apply for the job of Cocktail Designer (I made up the title, as well as the role guide). I would recommend combinations of ingredients to optimise colour, taste and mood depending on the customer. For example we could have the Pouting Kev which would be a bittersweet mixture with a rose-coloured hue, or the Galloping Milko with its…[Read more]

im stood there in nice airport well they c all it neece in french,like i said i never swear on threads but 5 fckn hours and they dropped m off at john lennon airport in liverpool,taxi to lime st that was shut repairs or summat

had to hitchhike to preston then got a lift of a lorry driver who was a man utd fan who said i see city got beat  tw@t…[Read more]

but youlot know i never swear on my threads but im making an excetio nthis time i am very seriously pissed off

blackpool full of hen and stag nights fighting ,junkies,robbers,prostitutes

and thats just on my street.

i dont go out any more,well i do to walk our arch

but i dont smoke in the streets all you get is have you got a cig mate

tell you what i started smoking them e mail not e mail them fckn e vapour things,thought id be safe

till somebody said…[Read more]