Mr Fishy

4,kiwi bud stop telling us about the weather in nz we dont give a fuk

5,stfu about the british  politics you know fck all

6,stop going on the quiz fckn useless you are

,7,get yourself a gf

8 stop staring at sheep

9,im not going to ten

19,oh yeh i am get fckn stretched mate

,any of youse got any beef with fellow chatters well bang it on…[Read more]

sorry i got cut off  im not finished with kiwi yet

but who gets on your threppenny bits

keep it civil  reasons why,cos nobody  takes offence in here

ps pics would be nice

i think youse lot are not thinking straight why dont you take yer arses out of yr brains and please read what i say

ps

you fckn numpties

imn notdoing names cos i teach special needs people but not kids,adults,,,,anyway im thinking what shall my subject be today

so i er plumped for what  was the last film you saw?

somebody”ive seen saw”

me “oh i mean  givethe last fim you seen and  give it a 0/10 rating

so this woman piped up little mermaid ten i felt sorry for her

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wot a dik i am i didnt xplain the title what somebody said to me today

doh

it was funny tho and sincere

i sort of guffawed up my sleeve bless her xx

agreed h hey i had a few mates round here watching the match and that and at half time we usually play cards but this time we didnt

cos i said “do you reckon h will ever do a thread”?

percy “whos h”?

paul”who gives a fck shuffle the cards mark theres only certain ppl who can do threads

me “yeh i know

i quite like you kenty,and its very rare i give compliments but ok you are a gilf but all this obe business why? you are only like me as in common as muck.

well nowt if you are mutton dressed as lamb i suppose

i, said no

faz “why”,?

me “cos the more the idiot opens his mouth the more he lets us into his pathetic mind yeh”?

faz  “wot evs”

we never saw himagain

fazzer never banned anybody not even me or limpy bob,but i do remember us discussing in our mod meets should we ban tommy for his extremist far right national front “opinions”

did he the pedo cnut i didnt know that  spits

i did hear he was a racist tho

no all i was saying was i knew a tommy from pats

yeh laters tommy oh btw poli said hi

poor little boy,can you imagine his  first day at school

teacher “hello little man whats your name then”?

him “archie clemenza_milkman ,miss.

oh hello thomas did you used to go in pats chat?

give youse a tenner if we get to ten