Mr Fishy

You must be fookin minted … or stupid … giving out accounts left right and center … shame they all come to the same ends eh? Used to abuse other chatters! Rinse – repeat …..

See, Pix is my Lobster!! Because I love all her list of happy things!

Well, except the yoga bit, obviously.  I can just about roll the yoga mat out – sit on it –  and eat a pork pie in 5 bites.

For what it is worth… I don’t for a minute think Mizzy is the spammer  and if she does know who it is … what would she be able to do about it? We are all grown here and accountable for our OWN actions … she can’t be held responsible for the actions of people she knows … simple!

I’m somewhat amused at you Sara clutching at straws to…[Read more]

Spiders are NOT ok they run out at you and make you jump! Big ones are ugly and scary. If they had the decency to ask if they could hide in a corner on a cold night and never come out when you’re about then they wouldn’t be so bad but other than that they should be squashed to liquid !

I use this for killing spiders! Spray all around the skirting boards and outside too. When they walk on it they die !  Doesn’t stop them 100% but have only had a couple of biggies in the last two years !

I actually love bugs.  Here’s some I took in France last year.

It could be a humming bird hawkmoth.

About five years ago I was at someones house and saw what I honestly thought was a hummingbird  on a bush but knew we don’t have them in this country and took a photo, I’d never seen one before.  Looked it up and it was one of these. It was so beautiful!

In addition to my previous……

5. Eating a gluten free pork pie in 5 bites.

Remembering things that I still giggle about after many years.

On leaving my house one frosty night my mum knocked on the door and said can I quickly have some warm water I’ve just spent 10 minutes scraping the ice off YOUR windscreen!

When son was about 8 he was annoying me with constant questions. I snapped at him. “ I don’t know do I?”…[Read more]

Hmmm.  Brace!

1. Handing my sister-in-law (bag-o-shite lobber) a selection of bite size ‘beef’ pastries with a few extra special added ingredients.

2.  My dog rolling his eyes when I try to encourage him to sing Whitney Housten songs.

3. LD.

4. My Son doing his Chewbacca impression as he renders a wall over in Tuaregville.

Those evil guides banning abusers, spammers and bullies, flog them I say flog them !

Now I’m doubting myself could have been someone else lol

Did you see Joey Essex’s gravy on Master Chef last night now that WAS thick !

People who dip their crisps or crudites after biting on it then dip it back in again. It makes me want to boke! I mean who would want to share saliva with a stranger at a buffet! ewwww

Double dippers! ewwwwwww

To only pick three is quite cruel!

Thai red curry
Thai green curry
Pak Choy
Chilli con carne and Rice
Poached Eggs on toast with ground white pepper and salt.(runny egg naturally)
Chicken Chow mein with chinese curry sauce.
Chicken Madras with saag aloo and plain naan (every Friday night).

A big bowl of comforting pasta of any kind with a…[Read more]