orson kart

im stood there in nice airport well they c all it neece in french,like i said i never swear on threads but 5 fckn hours and they dropped m off at john lennon airport in liverpool,taxi to lime st that was shut repairs or summat

had to hitchhike to preston then got a lift of a lorry driver who was a man utd fan who said i see city got beat  tw@t…[Read more]

but youlot know i never swear on my threads but im making an excetio nthis time i am very seriously pissed off

blackpool full of hen and stag nights fighting ,junkies,robbers,prostitutes

and thats just on my street.

i dont go out any more,well i do to walk our arch

but i dont smoke in the streets all you get is have you got a cig mate

tell you what i started smoking them e mail not e mail them fckn e vapour things,thought id be safe

till somebody said…[Read more]

n my spineeasy one for me this soph good thread btw

but for me it has to be the legend from lubbock texas

buddy holly

only 23 when he died in a aeroplane crash but wow check out his catalogue this guy was prolific he could easy be lennon mccartney esque

rave on and every day still gives me tingles on my spine

oh and a passing nod to ricky…[Read more]

skep was already an auld man when he was about 4 years old mo

hes like benjamin bratt.

i was wondering where you were arc your conspicous absence was noted on the reasons not to be blossom thread,i was a bit worried….and then i realised  nice one arc xxx

lol batty.

i will just stick to doing the “funnies” like the village idiot i am

i might/will bang a few jokes on up there where nobody ever goes on the jokes thread on rogues rag mag i used to love being rogue trader, but i got a bit miffed cos ppl always called me rouge

like im a tranny or summat.

ive not got a lot to say on this thread,ppl like alfie moose, and others are way above my league in intelligence

but what i am saying is me and rude boy are bezzies,we are heywood lads

also me and milks are also friends and we are going to get tanked on st patricks day  in blackpool

my mate ruby red might appear as well

born and tracy have…[Read more]

ha soph i watched the other compilation fck her right in the pussy which seems to be sweeping australia,hope it catches on here,i can just imagine lucy mycocks(now theres a name) face lol

give it a rest bloss luv

you moaned and whinged about your last thread

you remind me of violet elizabeth bott,out of the just william books

i will scweem and scweem until this thread gets pulled

and just because nobody has mentioned you for a couple of days

youre off again

i dont know or i cant speak for anybody else

but in  my book you…[Read more]

lol pete

apparently im that good at sex,even the next door neighbours have a smoke when ive finished.

er the answer is,,,no,refrains,bites fingers.

well in re; to somers post,I too have a girly name like his

and when i first joined this site,and over the road(pats) i insisted on a m after cosy,i was getting sick of being asked what colour knickers i was wearing.

you know as if some womans going ,well if she had come in as cosy

youd have every lurker this side of the mason-dixon line after her.

sorry to piggyback your thread moooose,its just that ive heard geek has put her pic on,cant find it tho?

this seems like its turning  into a monty python sketch

eeeh yer think you had it bad,i used to sleep in a puddle etc

well if anybody has had it bad on here its me,ive had 7 years of this mythical cone shit

you just got to get over it or leave

i decided to stay cos im innocent innit,