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When Mr Melon went to the Doc’s to ask for a script for more Viagra Doc was baffled !!

“ why do you only want 20 ? “

“ well a brek im in arf dun I “

” oh so your sex life is going pretty well then Mr Melon ?”

” No Doc !! arf is enough to stop meself peein on me slippers innit !……Fancy a Babycham later ?”

Bless

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I’m not ‘ spelling police’ promise I’m not, I slip up, we all do, however it’s always more funny when someone is pulling up someone else on their spelling  and does it themselves !! And we’ve all done it !!! It’s that “ ahhh shyte moment “ !!

What’s really funny tho is when you just know Mr Melon is sooooper checking his spelling before he p…[Read more]

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Pmsl !! 🤣😂.

*Tickled me that one.

Morg Melon Head lol

*paints a larger target on bottom *

“Before he came immune”?

Now we know who lol

hopefully martin has sorted janey out. 🤞🏻

Bruce Lee …. yes, interesting choice tho I hear he’s lost considerable weight the last few decades ….

“Any argument which can cut out the personal insults and belittlement of your opponent is a genuine discussion. It can st6ilol be hard-hitting.

The weaker the argument, the more the insults. Then it becomes an ego trip. Not worth pursuing.”

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Just to help you out, this was the ironic part !! 

Lol

I’ll do my very best … just for you 

Oh the Irony 🥴🤫

I’ve done my nails a fab electric purple colour … just thought I’d share something irrelevant 😁

If only the ‘ lady’ would confirm this….. oh hang on, i’ll Give your alter ego a quick call….

yes you are correct ! You did !! Sigh…..

we can all sleep easy………

phew…. 👍🏼😴

Me and Mizz are the 2 pink dudes !!

🤣😅🤣😆

Phenomenon ….

I just like it 🤣

* MASSIVE GRIN *

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If I’m wrong and it’s some lovely bloke desperately trying to get Kenty’s attention I apologise in advance, unfortunately they have chosen the tactics of the sites biggest weirdos to do it!! 🥴

sorry !

Either is a potential prospect of more, predictable, mind dulling, attention seeking, crap, by someone under the false impression that they are clever and that everyone is stupid enough to find them witty, interesting and a bit scary, with all kinds of secret info on people……….. 😴😴😴.

None of which is true !

Not clever, Not interesting, Far…[Read more]

Well she was saying a bit more yes, nothing like yours tho lolol,

“ but first I want to see if anyone else can see what’s wrong with their claims “

left school many moons ago …

Well your report there says that only 29.5 million live in poverty ….. tsk

Just as you do 👍🏼😊…. frequently…

There are no people living in abject poverty in America then Cleared ?

Surely it all depends on what people decide is “many” ? 50,000? 500,000?  5 million ? 50 million ?

Maybe we should be saying too many people still live in abject poverty 🙄…. everywhere