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Milkyboy kid has always been very polite to me as a male, except that time when he thought I was female and stuck my caps lock on mute then he asked me to pull his zip up.

I was offended, it was a button fly.

I nearly made a joke of it then my battery ran out and I buzzed back in as Guest 278 and confessed, Milky said “wtf you on about” I was…[Read more]

Milkyboy kid has always been very polite to me as a male, except that time when he thought I was female and stuck my caps lock on mute then he asked me to pull his zip up.

I was offended, it was a button fly.

I nearly made a joke of it then my battery ran out and I buzzed back in as Guest 278 and confessed, Milky said “wtf you on about” I was…[Read more]

Rickshaw please and 2 tubs of spray paint to not be random.

Oxford boat race, yeh Cambridge smashed it again.  The whole country wept in irrelevance while the Cambridge “COXIES” tried to behave like cavemen whilst hiding from the shame of wearing Lycra on an old boat.

I was there but I got out classed by the future doctors who would run away at…[Read more]

Rickshaw please and 2 tubs of spray paint to not be random.

Oxford boat race, yeh Cambridge smashed it again.  The whole country wept in irrelevance while the Cambridge “COXIES” tried to behave like cavemen whilst hiding from the shame of wearing Lycra on an old boat.

I was there but I got out classed by the future doctors who would run away at…[Read more]

Reported for being mostly accurate Sairs

Well Moosey88 there is a link on the website and how to use the forums if you want to print on dank old paper for the retro smell- you might learn something.

*face palm snoring in a book*

Wow – Hello magazine gonna get the rights for sure.     I`ll ask Rian and Dexy to DJ back to back with r&B anthems

Martin R can give the after dinner speech :)

Paige you wanna talk on a meme to fight ? I`m sure the longest MEME wins

Anyways Sarah, can you retrigger your poem?

I don’t remember it and I got distracted with random shit online.  Safe trip u!!  Lighter or beermat or both.

I need B12 my brain is frazzled when I drinks like a fish

Big up!!!!

Your time machine is shit, so shit its been round the clock 5 light years and its out of fuel

Even the perpetual motion counter is stuck in 2018

Good topic though I left that message in 1872

Your time machine is shit, so shit its been round the clock 5 light years and its out of fuel

Even the perpetual motion counter is stuck in 2018

I am awaiting the results of the Oscars for who manages the best impressions of not being themselves.

I`m not sure if your talking about your libido /  penis or something more sinister.

Its very provoctave

A solid 7/10 from John

Quite decent, is “BECKY” , Dexy?

I gave you a thumbs up @ King.

Better off alone  – I think that tune is better off left alone.

Linda is hijacking the thread, its ok JN is wood pecking it.  I`m just stamping it with a tune request saved up for Lent.

“Humdiggity dawg”

King_S have you been smoking John Chapman.

The world needs people like you to moan on chatrooms about how bad the world is.

Earlier today I thought you were pregnant you’ve got 1 extra hump than usual

Last time you wined like in the old testament you left me a sarnie.

Cheer up and you can make sure Sarah doesn’t forget about…[Read more]

King_S have you been smoking exposed weed or is it the blowback from the trailer park you reported as parking on your dustybin

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COMPLETE CRAP TRY HARDER KING OF CRAP :)

The world a “nicer” place? 1997-2001ish – I think its better now. Gay people can get married and AIDS is more treatable ( sorry Paige before you get your homophobic wand out). We have relatively less wars. Life expectancy is higher for the majority of the Western world.  Blair isn`t in any form of particular power apart from swerving war crimes an…[Read more]

Life is too short, its all relative.  I agree with that. Been a shitty week, my PS4 is blocked and 17 people got shot from some nutjob. My thoughts are with the family and the spare bullets

Linda – I am your one of your most loyal “fans”,  don’t forget the sneaky underhand trips xxxx Mwah to u too !!! Stop it I need to boost my kudos not lose is on a vintage old deck :)

Linda – I am your one of your most loyal “fans”,  swap the fan for critics and enjoy your number 1 lover from another mother. I think they are waiting to see if you have hit the 80 barrier or just cloaking up 60