Scottish Mist

You know I lube you babe  

While men like ourselves look better with time and are adored by women 1/2 our age.   Women like Tracy just look like mutton dress as lamb. Even in rest homes men need drugging up before touching them.

Just remember there few men around over 50 cos they have been nagged & worked  to death 

And women have…[Read more]

PAKAYAK Kayak

Bluefin 142

You can buy a fold up kayak for $350 

I’m looking at you CLAIRE !!!!

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Roz you know I love you more than waking up naked  in asda shopping trolley in a bush on a Monday morning…. but your looking at this the wrong way.

This is an off grid heating system and loads of people doing it.

You can add any boiler you want…….including this one that burns anything for…[Read more]

You have a lot to learn about people in the UK.  Ladyhm had a disable husband and worked up to the end. Never once did Ladyhm complain.

Instead we have linda crying poor Ladyhm.

Ladyhm spinning in her grave with embarrassment, I know I would be.

Linda get the message, we’re not victims.

You just proved you’re an attention seeker and didn’t know her that well.

Ladyhm would have hated this thread.  She wasn’t one of self-pity or sentiment.   Its why none of us started one.

And you’d think they clean there finger nails too……. especially after were they’ve been

Just H I think your a bit off track 

RNLI do send staff overseas to help train people. There open about it and done it for years.

See:

https://rnli.org/news-and-media/2019/september/15/information-about-the-rnlis-international-work

Its not much different to the London’s fire services work and there tax payer…[Read more]

Naaa they both still pee standing up 

You mean John & Lewis 

After 5 people drown over the weekend…..I’d through I’d take a few mins to talk about water safety.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-57962111

Waters a real killer, drink too much and you’re dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

People have drowned in the bath too.

All sailor’s know the sea is out to kill…[Read more]

No you dont 

You’re taking me to my mums and then we’re off to matalan for new cushions