Stealth

“Neunundneunzig luft balloons” 🎶

Ah not the thread I was expecting 😂

Mr and Mrs Sith

Lightsaber force wielding duo try to live in suburbia

Pup Fiction

Tales of a michievious young dog

Froze

Not a popular film as it’s just a 90min still shot of an survive

Ary Poppins

An advert for beautiful smelling clothes if you pop in your washing machine

The Italian Jo

Story of a female British car enthusiast in italy driving a mini

The Da Vinci Ode

A series of readings of da vincis lost poetry works, hidden by a series of musical riddles.

Lol I’m getting the jist of it

Lol did have a few giggles at this. I was looking for when I’d get the pi55 taken but no joy 😞. I’ll keep an eye out though 🤣

Discovered this a few days ago, love the song and the feel.

I think that’s why the brothel went bust.

That and the fact you couldn’t get paid in a brothel!

Punctuation wouldn’t go amiss you know. See I’m reading that as land lady like you’re guiding an aircraft in. And if your derriere is anything to go by I’m sure I could give a good attempt at getting a 747 down on that potholed runway. Oh wait no, just the cotage cheese orange peel look, my mistake. Is that why it’s Tracy Thong, was your first…[Read more]

Don’t you ever have anything nice to say to people?

This is the lovely lady who runs the BnB I’m staying at, pretty much adopted me now lol.

Aww budha, there’s plenty of folks like you here! Just a few people who are intent on spoiling things for others. Ignore them x

And the last page I’ll show you all. 😉

Rest is for my eyes only 😜