jolly roger

i know who the first  pic is looks like a choir boy dunt he ?

but whos the guy with the beard,looks like a darts player or a wrestler or summat

i personally wouldnt care if somebody put apic of me on,but not the rose petal one

i prefer the one of me pointing at a sunken ship,in fact i dont know what all the fuss is about pics we once did a…[Read more]

oh go and shake yer bagpipes

oh go and shake yer bagpipes.

ive nobbed a cupla so called celebs im allowed to say names,i dont usually but i told yerz all one niight i was a bit drunk,but ive done linda nolan rip xx and bonnie langford not really proud of it just saying like

getting a bit  heavy  this innit? near to the knuckle stuff,im keeping out of this i dont like it when people tell tales

bang out of order

dye

well things were looking optimistic with her but some nobwrap spoiled it obv i cant name names but king of mice ruined it with his incessant stalking,and her hubby got wind of it and pulled the plug on her jc career and refuses to give her a tenner to come back,which is a shame really

i just been thinking  what is it with me and aberdeen i…[Read more]

claire .,) mwaah xxx

gobby claire not you claire i mean minnie mouse,did i  meet her yeh did i nob her no just sat on mumbles beach near swansea,she just waffled on for ages about shites,i couldnt get a word in edgeways so i did my usual and fckd off hey dont get me wrong nice chick her but the lady diana hair cut put me off a bit,so god bless all who sail in…[Read more]

hiya scottish mist or as i call her moisty nope never slept with her either but what a brilliant lady,id bracket her with that other lovely lady sassy,love the pair of them to bits and pieces

icon,hmm now then well yeh its true she can fit into a size 6 dress

she weighs about 4 stone twiggy hates her,and yeh she has got about 58   jobs,but i…[Read more]

no its not and stop shouting wailing like a bleedin banshee

as you are all damn aware i am no gossip but there was a hey and i have it on good authority a jc baby born on dec 29th total facti even know the name.

kin knew it didnt i shes on the phone now gobbing off fck her im watching a film the wall floyd

i dunno what im laughing at im gonna get slayed tomorrow off her

can somebody say it wasnt cosy  it was a clone luv ty xx

hmm right whos next er oh  i got one on my  mind but she will go bonkers if i start,shes alright and that just takes things a bit personally drugs innit i spose top woman tho when shes straight,i dont really know who i am but i dont think she knows who she is

have we had sexx?

cant remember tbh and neither can she but we are both regs and i l…[Read more]

shudders anybody remember moon?

i met her one day let me tell you why i was in aberdeen yeh,i was only there cos wotsaface weemo had broke her ankle and couldnt  do her job properly,you know cleaning schools and that,i tried to do her over a desk but she was having none of it,so i fckd off,i didnt even know where i was but i had moons number,cos…[Read more]

hiya youse ok? ive been dreading this bit but ive started it now so might as well finish it,soz for all the name dropping but its the way the mop flops innit

JAN ,i dont know what it is with me but i love geordies they kind of console  you like i get my benefits from newcastle dhss,and when i dont get paid sometimes i always get this cute voice…[Read more]

just to finish off and mop the floor with lindas head,stop shouting caps dont impress me much,problem with you is linds,indeed if there is a problem the more you open your mouth the more you let us into your mind,so may i suggest you go and find a dark corner and put a pillow over your head,and just think about what you say and do

im not having a…[Read more]

anyway you cant flounce lindy cos you are on 99 posts

tell yer what i make you a deal yeh?

get to a hundred posts then  flounce and go and have your hissy fits elsewhere cos to be quite frank with you im glad you are binned,banned wotevs your  not 12 linds yer not violet elizabeth bott

your tantrums will no longer be tolerated ok?