jolly roger

hmm right whos next er oh  i got one on my  mind but she will go bonkers if i start,shes alright and that just takes things a bit personally drugs innit i spose top woman tho when shes straight,i dont really know who i am but i dont think she knows who she is

have we had sexx?

cant remember tbh and neither can she but we are both regs and i l…[Read more]

shudders anybody remember moon?

i met her one day let me tell you why i was in aberdeen yeh,i was only there cos wotsaface weemo had broke her ankle and couldnt  do her job properly,you know cleaning schools and that,i tried to do her over a desk but she was having none of it,so i fckd off,i didnt even know where i was but i had moons number,cos…[Read more]

hiya youse ok? ive been dreading this bit but ive started it now so might as well finish it,soz for all the name dropping but its the way the mop flops innit

JAN ,i dont know what it is with me but i love geordies they kind of console  you like i get my benefits from newcastle dhss,and when i dont get paid sometimes i always get this cute voice…[Read more]

just to finish off and mop the floor with lindas head,stop shouting caps dont impress me much,problem with you is linds,indeed if there is a problem the more you open your mouth the more you let us into your mind,so may i suggest you go and find a dark corner and put a pillow over your head,and just think about what you say and do

im not having a…[Read more]

anyway you cant flounce lindy cos you are on 99 posts

tell yer what i make you a deal yeh?

get to a hundred posts then  flounce and go and have your hissy fits elsewhere cos to be quite frank with you im glad you are binned,banned wotevs your  not 12 linds yer not violet elizabeth bott

your tantrums will no longer be tolerated ok?

told yerz fckn drama queen  her

just cos shes banned she starts creating havoc

stamping her feet pouting her lips,shouting the odds

for goodness sake linda grow up xx

its the amazon

gd  you beautiful specimen dont tell the google queen of new orleans aka ariston tell him its the orinoco yeh love  you loads ,i know yer posh and a mod and that,but hey ho innit

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yer banned  linda,erm im sorted top beezer me but theres only enough we can take so you are banned for 2 weeks,dont worry honey bunch,just  er pardon the phrase just swallow it,ive been banned just wear it like a badge of honour,shed a new skin for a cupla of weeks

come on then you be ok

oh ps  linda rememeber you cant always get what you want xx

what answer?

you are so in oh i cant spell this er inconsequential to me bob ive ceased to give a fck now  jog on ive got loads more to slagg off with their erm bedroom antics,

lets move onto them admin and mods

martin yeh been on his yacht,dont really like him tho bit of a bully,always says to me salute me and call me skip fore ye go down on me you peasant

LD hmm  ok not bad for her age,nice  inner thighs but to dominatrix for me spose thats why shes a retired teacher but boy can she swish that cane

NESSIE, yeh no p…[Read more]

ok ok soz k  changing my score i will rate k as  as 9 and a quarter which oddly enough is the size of my cok when its hard and that like

dont be all queuing up at once,i got things to do.

dont use emos to me tho sugar boots i dont like them ok,i just feel like emos  are for fools with nothing to say,bit like ppl telling us the weather in far flung countries like we give a fck,i also oh im on my pet hates now sorry i dont like ppl saying what theyve had for breakfast,or  what they are having for tea,or oh never mind yeh,if you w…[Read more]

kin nodding at that mate fck em

why dont  you mind yer own bizz,i put what i want on you matriach fck

i say what i want ok unlike you you sychophantic  tranney b!tch

stop bugging me,ive got a new thread to do

oh yeh kitten,how come its only me and you that do threads,are the rest of them to thick? in the words of one of my fave films,good fellas,the short arsed iti not d…[Read more]

maybe im being a tad harsh im sorry,at least he keeps us abreast about all things british politics even tho hes 12,ooo miles away, so yeh if  it wasnt for flying “extremely interesting” kiwi i wouldnt have a clue whats going on in england so cheers ki

i cant really think if ive despised any chatter more than him

whats the point of telling us about the weather in nz

like we give a tuppeny toss like?

hey toady ps did you know the most interesting chatter in the world has us both on iggy,the sad sack lol