jolly roger

im like….dunno its all getting a bit heavy this

what happened  ,all the nice chatters thin ice g,azlan quench

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(not counting my ruby in this)

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i bet you any money its not as big as mine

ive had laudits and plaudits all over britain

dont bother just give me a glasgow kiss then  smother  me in your finest blankets         getting a bit nippy now innit,

your a shang a lang you auld bint

i knile show this seems  stupid but yanno

id like to ask tartan babes whats her favourite song when shes dancing front of her mirror combing the last strands of her  grey hair

im not having that…..no way i think that tarty babes is 1 schexy  mule xx

but

id like to ask her see shes become all intelligent all of a sudden

and ask her what d0 you think about brexit

i always thought the scots called turnip a neep as in haggis and  neeps,but what do i know?

just a thought.

says the threadless person.

saying fux me

i do a new thread instead read up

get stretched min ha kin ha when you learn to do threads we may discuss topics but until you prove you can stfu.

what the fucketyfuck eh?

i mean theres names and names arent there?

but er mr pot noodle?

why are all  famous racing drivers named after small scottish towns?

as in stirling moss

lewis  hamilton

eddie irvine

but my fave has to be

ayr town centre

weve all got issues luv

cant sleep tonight might get my head down later

just sort of er let me spell it    reminscing oh fck it ykwim

you do realise conegate is  an urban myth dontchas?

which got me to thinking why havent we got a picnic_gate?

maybe its that 30 year rule if you want to know that bad cya in 30 yeh.

loved the fake ugg boot line

omg bless anc eh?r.i p xxxx

ps did she ever find it?

pps im glad that bootsgate pipped conegate,it takes a bit of pressure off me,,,im quite a sensitive guy  on the quiet.