jolly roger

hi im possibly the biggest twat this side of the mason -dixon line,but just thought id say hi to this thread because im full off piss and bluster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tree xxx

ki wee

buddingtons

kennington fuckintowers

that twat in hove

me.

no emos were hurt in this thread.

o1 dont be  blaming kenty

just admit it your thread was the shittest  one the world has ever known

well i tried “over there” but i still cant find it,is it that litnttle green button at the bottom?

anyways talking about bottoms

doa

thats the crappestethread ive  ever seen

its even worse than tracys

you need to sharpen up your act “luv”

or me and you will be having “words”

dismissed

 

bye

ps i hate you

 

i cant find the dislike button

no point saying hi to pete he wont axknowledge  you

thing is  about women ,i find them personally fantastic meself

ok they rant and rave a bit(just fck off i will tidy up later)

lets look at the positives

women are better drivers than men

and they give us babies and all that lot

whats not to like?

yes dof thats what im trying to say

i know where hes been,but im not saying

you might  think im telling lies

re are we mates

ok then yeh but i need you to me a favour first.

er dunno about mates but lets see eh

re being crap in bed

thats no concern to me,cos im that great in bed even my nxt door neighbours light up a cig when im done*(paper thin walls)

and they dont even smoke,

ps whos this tom pepper geezer?

i bet you regret putting this thread on tracy

6 days and no replies

oh dear

ive only replied cos i hate seeing ppl get the dreaded 0 replies

its never actually happened to me

but i get you might feel gutted and a bit shamefaced

well what can i say? either put a decent thread on

or just leave it to the professional boardsters ok

yep love…[Read more]

this little ditty is a song but ive amended it to a poem

its called the spirit of love

i could never get a proper relationship going

with any normal girl

but now ive found somebody

whos really out of this world

frankly humans bore me now

id much rather be with her

 

out of all the women ive been with i know who i prefershe came and…[Read more]

i realise this might be an unusual concept for most of youse

but any chance  of  getting the thread back  on track please

why does every thread have to descend into a bloody argument?

yeh bobbin me kex

woh dunno about that one smeg looks a bit eeekish to me

i wonder if it would be possible to have a matchstick in mouth emo

i got one for you bud

give the kid a break by alice cooper

i know its not a single but its on  one of  his albums called welcome to hell

top song

wilndl you fck off with yer music

ive no idea wether linda likes me or not(ive a suspicion  she fancies me really)

IVE NEVER BEEN ASSAULTED SO MUCH IN CAPS ALL MY LIFE

but hey ho let me break a rule i do an emo at the end

 

linda stop bullying me please everytime i do a thread you are on me like a rash

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