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Hmmm. Brace!
1. Handing my sister-in-law (bag-o-shite lobber) a selection of bite size ‘beef’ pastries with a few extra special added ingredients.
2. My dog rolling his eyes when I try to encourage him to sing Whitney Housten songs.
3. LD.
4. My Son doing his Chewbacca impression as he renders a wall over in Tuaregville.
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HA! I’m kinda liking the sound of Bognor now. I was fancying tootling off towards Santorini at some point this year. But I’m advancing in years and it looks terribly hilly. It was very ‘steep sorta hilly’ in Amalfi of late and I didn’t really venture back up the hillock for the entire week. You could have saved me a tidy fortune in selling Bognor in this fashion. I’d love to spend a week not dancing in Bognor.
What an absolute gem you are!
Well travelled and helpful. How wonderful you are. I’m gathering my NatWest junk as I type. Many thanks!
Is Wigan anywhere near Bognor? I’ve heard Bognor rocks. Shall I go to the bank and hope this little glitch is fixed by my return? Or shall I put some gunk on my hair? Ooooooooh I have so much time now this place is broken down.
How the heck would you know? You’re American! (chortle wheeze)
and why is it stating these posts were made an hour from now? Ha!
No patsy it isn’t just you. I’m starting to wonder if the place has tanked?
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This dedication goes to ‘Splints’ – AKA TDA. It’s titled….
“I’d like to club you about the bonce with my Dad’s rubber mallet” by Jimmy and the Stupids.
I’m unable to find the link. Forgive.
You really are completely latched onto the ‘Genius’ comment eh?
‘Milky’ – aka – Maverick (Topgun) ‘Rogue’ (me – David Goose Kessler co-pilot)
(topgun music ‘Take my fag breath away’ playing softly in background)
Mav (milks) – ” I spot a bogie at 12 o’clock Goose (rads). Prepare to give em the bird lad.
Goose (me) – ” A bogie? It’s difficult to pick ones snitch properly at Mach 2 Mav, can you angle the rear view mirror for me to get rid?”
Mav (milks) – ” No, you tool! – I mean a Mig 28 right on our tail. We must invert and raise a digit salute towards the devils ” – whereupon Mav then lowers his oxygen mask in order to flip a lit fag into his pouty mush.
Goose (me) – “Save us a twosie off that Mav – and look at that cloud over there.. it looks like the Caterpillar off Alice in Wonderland! WHOOOOOO AREEEEE YOOUUUU? HAHA”
Mav (milks) – “WTF, I sooooooooo should have selected Cosy as co-pilot”
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