Scottish Mist

I’ve escaped after chewing thru Roz’s old corset straight jacket while she was watching the Boxing Day sheep racing on telly 

Now all I have to do is work out where I am. Google maps is saying:

“Níl mé ag insint duit Dick ceann” 

Now all I need is a boat to get me across the boarder 

And maybe another corset keep…[Read more]

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I heard COVID infection reduces sperm quality for up to three months

Me and cosy have been trying so hard for a babbbbby too 

Looks like I’d be ringing out somer socks for a while  

Cosy I’m not a rich man after spending all my cash on Christmas presents for the one I love the most in whole wide world……ME 

And I do watch every penny  

I’m with somer on sweaty socks. They’re nasty and smell !!!

The price of brussel sprouts.  I paid a pound for them last week and today there only 19p in Tesco’s !!

Potatoes are the same 

I feeeel sooooo cheated !!!

Normally he’d just fly in and handle this himself but its not possible with current events.

I didn’t chose the boat or handle the sale and the “expert” was a boat surveyor. He asked my advice and then send me around the boats with while face timing.    Its what friends do.

My role in this was arranging transport and export.  I have access to a h…[Read more]

Online payments are doing me head in !!!!

Now I have to log into my bank account online if I want to use my debit card online 

Its a fucking joke !!!!

You know little about middle aged men. Our wife’s and kids have left much like your looks.  Without paying out for leaches, its play time 

I didnt say this.

Yes, a lot of doctors are incompetant.

Hmm….. sounds to me like you dont have much of a life or want one 

Bet your a joy to live with 

In my experience doctors offer there “best guess” ….most of the time they guess right but some times they get it badly wrong.

I have more faith in a vaccine program used by millions than advice offered by over prescribing q…[Read more]

That have told me not to get a vaccine? I think 5.

That are not vaccinated? Two.

I dont really see how this is relevent to covid, but I am in somewhat regular contact with maybe about 20 doctors? They are human, try talking to them and maybe you will make friends with them.

GPs are intentionally dificult to contact, its part of how the NHS is…[Read more]