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Skep you remember when lilly allen took some refugees from a camp in france to live in her Cotswold pad and it turned out they were diplomats and she couldn’t remove them!

God I bet she felt foolish.

I really really wanna a zig a zig ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The barman might be on the fiddle.

Anyways, rudeboy you changed your picture from the cat with a long tail planted between its legs like a Southpark stylee` penis joke.

Again, you dont have to answer in any sense of speed – you`ve got till March 19th.

Whats this got to do with the EU?   Do they play GCSE maths in Westminster? B…[Read more]

Whats this got do with the EU or camels?

Are you stuck on your homework again? I think your goating him!!

Derren brown explained the maths on his version of this – I CBA to google it but its genuine 0.33 chance the 1st pic – and depending if you consider the events seperate or combined the odds are 0.5 or less. Something like this, anyways this…[Read more]

I thought I knew some nutters!

Spam, olives, tinned prunes, coconut milk.

And shes cleared a space for these everyday essentials!

This just gets better!

Tell you this much bet shes going to get the squirts on a daily basis.

Guys going on holiday take care all sane people.

Linda will be reporting on my behalf.

I  will try to find a place that does tinned food x

Skep if you want to play bear grylls fine.

But at least give me a indication on what sort of tinned food I should be stockpiling please.

Skep I admire your Brexit survival tactics.

Tbf you been banging on about it every single day for 2 years.

Push has come to shove and you suggest tinned food is the answer?

So you don’t know anyone who is stockpiling or hoarding then?

Also I was rather hoping for some advice.

When you say tinned food do you mean rice pudding? fray bentos pies?  Hot dog sausages?

Teresa may is driving in the countryside in a chauffeur driven car.

Suddenly a cow runs out in the road and they hit it full on.

Teresa in her normal charming manner, says to the chauffeur,

You get out and check you were driving.

Yep the cows dead said the chauffeur, you were driving you go tell the farmer says may.

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Sorry skep about asking you about stockpiling soup on the wrong thread firstly.

But this does intrest me about the people you no hoarding food.

Not many foods have a shelf life just intrested what they are stockpiling.

Just out of intrest skep I was wondering what food you are going to stockpile?

Is it soup?

Ge im pretty sure it was ham or beef, so im 23p richer.

That compensates for losing 50 on the horses.

0 0 half time.

As I say in this day and age any animal slaughtered in a religious ceremony is backwards in my book.

Love to talk more football duties im eating a burger as we speak.

Im going along with thin here the barbaric ritual religious ceremony of slaughtering animals in this day and age simply isn’t right.

Slitting throats and hung upside down then they are blessed to add insult to injury.

Also only muslims can work in hallal slaughterhouses.

Glad to keep this thread huckle free skep!

I agree with you there skep huckling is common.

The guys that did huckle weren’t anything you will see outside the house of commons anyday of the week.

Another example of this is when ian bone a ultra left winger from Bristol went to Jacob rees moggs house and started saying all sorts of rubbish infront of his young children.

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This is what happens when a remainer gets bored.