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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic A fact finding mission mines not top secret. in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 5 months ago
lupe got wind of a place you could bet horses and dogs, like a bar with screens.
We were driving around for 2 hours and evently we found it.
stella was two and a half dollars there a pint i kid you not!
anyway found the bookie out the back of the bar.
cor i said this place was sure hard to find(was tucked away in the back streets)
yes friend…[Read more]
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milkman of human kindness started the topic A fact finding mission mines not top secret. in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 5 months ago
Why are english restaurants so mean with food portions?
A mushroom starter here you get seven or eight.
I got 56 mushrooms in the usa yes 56!
I swear they count the peas on your plate here.
anyway have a sly cig in the toilet they put 100 dollars on your card follow through 3 gallons of mushrooms in your sleep on the sheets nothing gets…[Read more]
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 5 months ago
im sure people will consider true horror storys that are documented, rather then having access to prunes and olives.
hope that doesnt happen in a school near you btw,
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 5 months ago
if the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, im sure you 2 wont want another vote.
you 2 have a broad spectrum of coversation.
hey what did you think to that 28 year old syrian posing as a 14 year old schoolboy?
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Indecisive replied to the topic Hello from Martin Reed (aka ChatHostUK) in the forum Say hello! 6 years, 5 months ago
I want a woman with a nice rack.
Fīn
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 5 months ago
Skep you remember when lilly allen took some refugees from a camp in france to live in her Cotswold pad and it turned out they were diplomats and she couldn’t remove them!
God I bet she felt foolish.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
I thought I knew some nutters!
Spam, olives, tinned prunes, coconut milk.
And shes cleared a space for these everyday essentials!
This just gets better!
Tell you this much bet shes going to get the squirts on a daily basis.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Guys going on holiday take care all sane people.
Linda will be reporting on my behalf.
I will try to find a place that does tinned food x
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Skep if you want to play bear grylls fine.
But at least give me a indication on what sort of tinned food I should be stockpiling please.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Skep I admire your Brexit survival tactics.
Tbf you been banging on about it every single day for 2 years.
Push has come to shove and you suggest tinned food is the answer?
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
So you don’t know anyone who is stockpiling or hoarding then?
Also I was rather hoping for some advice.
When you say tinned food do you mean rice pudding? fray bentos pies? Hot dog sausages?
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Teresa may is driving in the countryside in a chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow runs out in the road and they hit it full on.
Teresa in her normal charming manner, says to the chauffeur,
You get out and check you were driving.
Yep the cows dead said the chauffeur, you were driving you go tell the farmer says may.
6 hours later he returns…[Read more]
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic Having Your Cake and Choking on It in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Sorry skep about asking you about stockpiling soup on the wrong thread firstly.
But this does intrest me about the people you no hoarding food.
Not many foods have a shelf life just intrested what they are stockpiling.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic False Friends in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 6 years, 6 months ago
Just out of intrest skep I was wondering what food you are going to stockpile?
Is it soup?
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic "People's Vote" in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Ge im pretty sure it was ham or beef, so im 23p richer.
That compensates for losing 50 on the horses.
0 0 half time.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic "People's Vote" in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
As I say in this day and age any animal slaughtered in a religious ceremony is backwards in my book.
Love to talk more football duties im eating a burger as we speak.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic "People's Vote" in the forum Getting serious 6 years, 6 months ago
Im going along with thin here the barbaric ritual religious ceremony of slaughtering animals in this day and age simply isn’t right.
Slitting throats and hung upside down then they are blessed to add insult to injury.
Also only muslims can work in hallal slaughterhouses.
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic I like funnies in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 6 months ago
Glad to keep this thread huckle free skep!
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milkman of human kindness replied to the topic I like funnies in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 6 months ago
I agree with you there skep huckling is common.
The guys that did huckle weren’t anything you will see outside the house of commons anyday of the week.
Another example of this is when ian bone a ultra left winger from Bristol went to Jacob rees moggs house and started saying all sorts of rubbish infront of his young children.
How mogg was a…[Read more]
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milkman of human kindness started the topic just ruined my brothers xmas in the forum Jokes and humourous links 6 years, 6 months ago
Oh man ive really done it this time.
My brother and his wife put on a magnificent spread on xmas day.
In a bid to repay his kindness I offered to help him clear a few of his sites yesterday as a goodwill gesture.
I Mean I must have asked him 7 times on xmas day do you want a hand tomorrow no im ok he said 7 times then my sister in law…[Read more]
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