Mr Fishy

hi i fell off a ladder whilst decorating

yeh i spose im pretty cute

but fck with me and i will bend you like a pretzel

 

 

HAAAAA there it is again.

Is it just me?  Something happens to my internal workings when Ge types ‘CRETIN’? O.K, so it’s not particularly sentient or personable but ya know!  CRETIN! See. It int the same when I type it.

 

oh yanno

i cudnt possibly rip into those two cutie booties

ok ok shut up i said i wouldnt mention names

but

 

 

fair d and lupe(belle)

are exempt from this thread

 

unless yhey start onme

 

 

then i will fck em over

 

just saying like

 

peace to all

no emos were hurt on this thread

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my dik isnt there to be mocked

when i die im donating it to the natural history museum

thats the only way youll ever get to see it

but while im alive youve no chance off seeing it ,touching it,or even smelling it

now jog on tracy,go and dream about somebody elses cok

desperate tart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dismissed

 

wipes…

er excuse me tracy,

fishy can be used as a knee board as well for people more energetic :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

How long does gagging go on for?

I gag when attempting to eat mushrooms.  Slimey little cups of torture they are.

 

I’m not laughing. No. Honestly.

ps gorton st lol

my ives ex boss has got a garage there called avesco

i said”you know your surname is ives”

him “yeh

me”well you should have called it ivesco do you gerrit ives co?

him”do you not think i thought about that? i wanted avesco so im first in the yellow pages

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lollingtons cant beleive ge has made a funny.

After birthing particularly gigantic babies, my water parts are somewhat weakened. I must confess that I may have wee’d a tiny bit whilst reading this.

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

ta mate