jolly roger

look   stop it i dont want to do po rn this is serious  ok

you tranee fck

well we have no idea why thin ice is masquerading as tracy thong but yanno whatever floats his boat eh,

i know who the first  pic is looks like a choir boy dunt he ?

but whos the guy with the beard,looks like a darts player or a wrestler or summat

i personally wouldnt care if somebody put apic of me on,but not the rose petal one

i prefer the one of me pointing at a sunken ship,in fact i dont know what all the fuss is about pics we once did a…[Read more]

oh go and shake yer bagpipes

oh go and shake yer bagpipes.

ive nobbed a cupla so called celebs im allowed to say names,i dont usually but i told yerz all one niight i was a bit drunk,but ive done linda nolan rip xx and bonnie langford not really proud of it just saying like

getting a bit  heavy  this innit? near to the knuckle stuff,im keeping out of this i dont like it when people tell tales

bang out of order

dye

well things were looking optimistic with her but some nobwrap spoiled it obv i cant name names but king of mice ruined it with his incessant stalking,and her hubby got wind of it and pulled the plug on her jc career and refuses to give her a tenner to come back,which is a shame really

i just been thinking  what is it with me and aberdeen i…[Read more]

claire .,) mwaah xxx

gobby claire not you claire i mean minnie mouse,did i  meet her yeh did i nob her no just sat on mumbles beach near swansea,she just waffled on for ages about shites,i couldnt get a word in edgeways so i did my usual and fckd off hey dont get me wrong nice chick her but the lady diana hair cut put me off a bit,so god bless all who sail in…[Read more]

hiya scottish mist or as i call her moisty nope never slept with her either but what a brilliant lady,id bracket her with that other lovely lady sassy,love the pair of them to bits and pieces

icon,hmm now then well yeh its true she can fit into a size 6 dress

she weighs about 4 stone twiggy hates her,and yeh she has got about 58   jobs,but i…[Read more]

no its not and stop shouting wailing like a bleedin banshee

as you are all damn aware i am no gossip but there was a hey and i have it on good authority a jc baby born on dec 29th total facti even know the name.

kin knew it didnt i shes on the phone now gobbing off fck her im watching a film the wall floyd

i dunno what im laughing at im gonna get slayed tomorrow off her

can somebody say it wasnt cosy  it was a clone luv ty xx